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You will want to know what these crazy fucks in DC are saying everyday.

You will begin to post yourself, you will try to come up with creative, quirky, witty posts that amuse people (shut up, this isn’t one of them), you may even post in the personals ad to see what kind of feedback you get. Just be glad you weren’t on CL the day it went out for a whole fucking night.

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not online, or in-person S Single SBF Single black female SBi F Single bisexual female SBM Single black male SD Social drinker SGL Single SI Similar interests SO Significant Other SOH Sense of humor STDs Sexually transmitted diseases STIs Sexually transmitted infections STR Straight SWF Single white female SWM Single white male TG Transgendered TLC Tender loving care TS Transexual TV Transvestite Umfriend a sort of, not really friend VBD Very bad date W Widowed or Whitew/ With WAA Will answer all Wingman see What is a Wingman?

Shortcut list of some of the common acronyms and abbreviations used in chat rooms, SMS messages on cell phones, and instant messengers such as Yahoo and MSN.

These are tips for all personal forums, as I browse them all due to curiosity, do not judge me, because I know you do it too. Acronyms (everyone’s favorite shortcut and means of deception for newcomers) -NSA – no strings attached, basically means, lets just fuck -HWP- height/weight proportion, really means I do not work out, I’m out of shape, but not morbidly obese, there is no tire around the belly, took me forever to figure that out.

I never understood it either, it's just a clever way to say you are not a beach whale..-DDF – drug disease free, this is a standard acronym with no real meaning, as probably more than 50% of the people that put it are lying -FWB – friends with benefits, not really, see NSA -JO – jerk off, I just learned that today, crazy shit huh -BBW – big beautiful women, big black women, I think it’s interchangeable, I don’t know Real meanings (please, not bashing anyone here, I’m just hip to the lingo now, and I applaud you people for your creativity) -Fit/athletic – no muscles definition to speak of, this really means average, and not obese (there are muscles on here, but they are few and far between) -Average – this really means fat, because over 60% of the country is overweight, so that makes overweight people the ‘norm’ therefore, they are average -Thick but in the right places – again, this means overweight -Thick but I hold it well – I really don’t get this.

I suppose it means they wear clothes that fit them and nothing hangs over -Curvy – again…you see the trend right -Cute – this means I will not make you scream when you see my face -Attractive - this is a step above cute Favorite sayings/insults: -Asshat -Fucktard -Flame away -Poppers – (I have no clue what this/these are, and I do not think I want to know) -Smooth bottom - (bear with me...a common saying in the M4M, it means male takes it in the ass) -Top - another saying in the m4m section, it means a man gives it in the ass Other helpful tips: -Please be careful if you browse M4M, it can be quite traumatizing.

DO NOT click on the ads with pictures unless you have a strong gut and like that sort of thing.In the beginning, you will be nice, genuine, and have a real desire to offer good sound solid advice.You will care about your fellow reader and want to help them with your lousy 2 cents.Lucky for me, I am single and without child, so I decided to masturbate -You are more vile, cruel and inhumane than you think, it just takes a little CL time to bring it out -Try not to get mad about the BS you read here, you will grow a thick skin after awhile, so don’t let the fools ruin your experience I know I left out a lot, but this is already a long ass post, I completely violated the rule with this one (not something looked upon lightly by the CL community). Use spaces, that breaks up the length of your post There!Feel free to add, my fellow crack addicts…and to the newcomers, happy reading, and welcome to the family!Teenagers also commonly abbreviate words when texting on cell phones to save time.

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